Greetings and Welcome Consumer!

Today is a historic day for the SiGCo Group. We have launched our first steps to dominate the world economies online. Be advised we have done this before using catalogues, but we want the challenge.

What is our goal you might ask? I've already said it. But you are too dumb to know. As I said, it is generally world domination through the economies. But then our consumer goal? It is to make every single costumer have the privilege that only the rich had before. It is to have top quality rubbish.

You might ask, of all the things why rubbish? Our analysts have pondered for many seconds on why we shouldn't go into other products like furnitures, electronics and so forth and so on. The reason is that there is too much competition in those fields. No one has ever thought of selling rubbish and from what our analysts say, it is the "in" thing. Don't doubt our analysts. We paid them about US$200000 per second of thought. Therefore, their expertise is unquestionable.

Well I hope that you enjoy surfing through website and buy your rubbish. You would be the envy of the world!